This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Holy shit dude........stairs
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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