Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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