dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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