I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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