Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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