HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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