god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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