Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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