you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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