How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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