he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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