Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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