When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Randomize
