In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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