My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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