Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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