Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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