A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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