With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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