aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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