I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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