yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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