did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
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I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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