how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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