his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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