my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Even the bartender felt bad for me
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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