why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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