I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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