why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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