I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
smell my finger.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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