Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I DEMAND FORESKIN
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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