I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
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A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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