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And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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