It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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