i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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