Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
so explain again why im purple
no
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
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