What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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