Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Randomize
