An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
She's not a foreskin expert like you
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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