u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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