im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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