Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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