thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
do herpes really smell.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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