Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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