she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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