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So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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