My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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