I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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