the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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