Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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