im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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